Hat girl

hobby includes: scrolling through a tumblr ship tag for an unhealthy amount of hours and mindlessly pressing the reblog button

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

Tech side of tumblr pls explain.

Thank you technology side of tumblr :3

You're welcome. That'll be one (1) child sacrifice, please.

He couldn’t help but laugh because he changed your cards to 5,2,1, which means I love you in Chinese.

Ok but howwww it doesn’t even sound similar 😭😭😭😭

chinese players think so for the numbers 520 and 521 are near homophones of wo ai ni. In Chinese internet slang, 520 or 521 is a common way to express I love you. 521 (wǔ èr yī) sounds similar to the phrase “wǒ ài nǐ” (我爱你I love you). Both 520 and 521 carry a romantic connotation and are used as an affectionate expression of love or attraction. And many chinese think yi/1 sounds more like ni你/you than ling/0 so they prefer 521 than 520. 520 and 521 have been popular around China for many years, even at the beginning of the 21st century so cnetizens use them a lot. ❥(^_-)

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents