Home is behind, the World ahead.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

I dislike this. 

casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

it really is all about love i think. like that’s our whole purpose

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that