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Before you laugh and make fun of someones accent or mistakes when they speak english please take a moment to realize that you can actually learn alot about their language by their mistakes for example When I was I denmark I noticed alot of danes say “ I will learn you ” instead of saying I will teach you because teach and learn is the same thing in danish Also arabs when they speak english they often say “ beeebol ” instead of “ people ” or “ bebzi ” instead of “ Pepsi ” because the letter P doesn’t exist in the arabic alphabet Theres always something to learn when you stop being an ignorant piece of shit

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

THE FUCKCKCCKCKCK

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

When will i get my government assigned group chat

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

This is so true in art. Doing something wrong is easy. Doing everything wrong takes an insane amount of mastery.

“It takes a very good actor to play a bad actor”

Queens!

I love love love seeing historical/archival photos of people who are not white Christian Europeans :)

You have no fucking idea how much i love you for the sources.

The caption for the smiley gal up above is “#O-o-be, The Kiowas, 1894”. Come on, if you’re gonna reblog the image, at least give her name and tribe! She’s even got her name on her blanket! Also OMG she’s wearing an elk tooth dress…Having a dad who could gather THAT MANY elk teeth was a sign of high prestige for plains natives, girl’s got bling! I love the rest of the outfit too!

Kiowas Tribe. 1894.