secrets and shadows, lives led in fear.

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

Reblog to remind future generations that Vladimir Putin liked long big cocks.

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

Getting meowed at is an essential vitamin

naughty dog had absolutely no right making joel so fucking hot

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

i don't know what smp stands for and i don't respect dream so it stands for Suck My Peepee

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