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How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

surely the conses wont quence

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.