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I can excuse a lot of inaccuracies in other people's writing. But if there is something not completely historically correct in the fic that I don't even plan to post, backed up with scholarly research, I cannot continue to write.

I need a lamp for my cuck chair

I'm cackling because next month I'm going to an event where I get to make a cat shaped lamp. Man, that would make a good cuck chair lamp, no lie.

I will be really disappointed if Mitch McConnell recovers

I will never forget how he blocked Merrick Garland’s nomination. Fucking vile

it’s insane to me that some women think taking their husbands surname is romantic like i’m not changing my name that’s my name it’s literally a crazy concept to me to legally change a name for a man like girl that’s witness protection stuff wdym you’re just changing your name???? one day just like that? all the paperwork and for what?? it’s sooooo stupid as well as regressive. sorry

If Danger Days has 1000 fans, I'm one of them. If Danger Days has one fan, it's me. If Danger Days has 0 fans, tell Doc I've been dusted out on Route Guano.

get online and play tumblr with me bitch

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti