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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

and u have 2 remind urself that u don’t win prizes for suffering

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

one of my favorite memes, it's so sex positive and full of camaraderie and understanding.

ban men's sports i have seen enough