Too tired and gay to care.

stupidlydepressedmarsh:

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SOT AU.//

“Got ya.” Stan mumbled to himself watching the beautiful blonde slumber within her chambers, everything he needed was packed neatly in the bag that hung from his waist.

It took awhile but the elf had made it past the guards  and now he could complete his mission, To take hold of the princess and bring her back to the Elvin kingdom, with that she could be used to push the humans to end the senseless war the two species had waged on each other. And as he was commanded, He was bring the princess unharmed.

He creeped towards the bed and looked down at the blonde. “Forgive me your highness.” He whispered to himself pulling out a cloth to cover her mouth with in case she should scream.

The princess lay sleeping in her chambers, stuck in the middle of this war. She dreamed of the day when the two sides would come together, when her role as princess would be acknowledged.

She lay asleep, until she heard sounds. Eyes open, and she adjusts her tiara on her blond hair. She sees a figure that is coming closer, and it is not a figure she wishes to see. While she would love to be freed, she’d like to be released and not kidnapped.

The cloth goes over her mouth and she doesn’t obey. Instead, she lets out a muffled scream. “Whatthefuck?!”

The elf held her tighter, trying to muffle any sound that escape her mouth. “Hush, stay quite and I won’t have to knock you out.” 

He picked the blonde up and held her close to his body, in an attempt to keep her still. Blue eyes scanned the princess up and down. “You are lovley, I’m sorry I have to do this.” 

He opened the window and jumped out, grabbing a loose brick as they hung on the wall.

“My sire.” The elf bowed at the feet of his king, blue eyes barley drawn up to glance at locks of fiery hair. 

“My name is Stanley, I am here to serve and protect you your honor.”  The knight dipped his head lower, showing the other respect.

stupidlydepressedmarsh:

Stan felt his body freeze as he slowly turned around to face the familiar man, a nervous smile plastered on his face.

On one side, He was happy to see his childhood friend again. He and Kyle had grown apart with time and He barley spoke with Cartman anymore. But he and Kenny’s friendship had stayed fairly consistent all through high school and graduation.

“Kenny!” He managed to get out, lifting his hands to shoot finger guns at the other. “How’s it going? Pick up any hot chick’s in Cali?”

Kenny grinned at the other. Him and Stan had always gotten along well. Same as he and Kyle. Although the three of them didn’t do too much together anymore, not since at least senior year. Being home for the summer, he’d take whatever friends he could find, and luckily Stan was a better friend to find than say, Cartman.

Shooting finger guns back at the raven haired, he shook his head with a good natured smile. He was a little skinnier, but tanner, and his blond hair much shaggier than he’s had it in a long while.

“It’s going good, Dude,” he replies. “Cali is awesome. Hot chicks and dudes everywhere. So many fucking wannabee actors, though,” he says, although he could probably fit into that category just as much as the girls aiming for Hollywood. “Didn’ pick up too many girls. Sucked a lot of dicks, though,” he adds and winks at Stan. The difference between freshman year of high school Kenny and College Kenny? College Kenny was much more open about being pansexual than he was in his earlier years of  high school. By now he didn’t give a fuck if people knew. Besides…girls, guys, it didn’t really matter anymore. A good fuck was a good fuck an’ it didn’t matter what the person gender the person was.

Stan laughed. He had a feeling Kenny would be the guy to  have flings with other men and women. Or, At least be open about it Stan gulped, remembering the time he drunkingly pulled another man into bed..

But he thought better to be quite about it, and he thought it better to be quite about his ‘college life.’

Kenny raked his hand through his blond locks that were sunkissed with the California sun. He was home in South Park for a little while in between school breaks. He didn’t think he’d come home at all for the summer holiday, but, well, he needed to see Karen and some of his friends.  And, speak of the devil…

The blond saw the raven haired boy out of the corner of his eye, giving a little smirk as he placed sunglasses on top of his shaggy blond hair. “Marsh!” He barks out, recognizing his childhood friend immediately.  “How are you?” He asks, and he’s grinning the entire time.

@stupidlydepressedmarsh

Stan felt his body freeze as he slowly turned around to face the familiar man, a nervous smile plastered on his face.

On one side, He was happy to see his childhood friend again. He and Kyle had grown apart with time and He barley spoke with Cartman anymore. But he and Kenny’s friendship had stayed fairly consistent all through high school and graduation.

She snorted and put all of her study materials away as he leaned against her and rested his chin on her head.

Katie’s face flushed a faint red as he did.

“You wanna go look at the dogs?” She wasn’t a huge fan of dogs (mostly just Sparky, adorable boy).

“I always want to go dog watching.” He let go of the red head and stood up straight. “Sparky’s old but I think he could use a boyfriend, I mean, Old man’s still got it.”  

katiebroflovski:

“God exams are coming up.”

Katie is busy freaking out and studying everything whenever she has free time.

Katie put her book down and sighed out softly, slumping her shoulders as Stan pressed on them.

“Yeah, yeah you’re right. Didja have anything in mind?”

Stan grinned and leaned over her a bit. “Want to go see the new Terrance of Phillip movie? Or we could go mess around wal-mart and go dick around in the toy isle.”

He tried to think of other ideas.

“We could go to the dog park and check out some cute bitches.” He laughed a little bit and put a bit on weight on her, resting his chin on her head.

Maybe he was coming on a little strong, but he couldn’t help but flirt with her sometimes.

SOT AU.//

“Got ya.” Stan mumbled to himself watching the beautiful blonde slumber within her chambers, everything he needed was packed neatly in the bag that hung from his waist.

It took awhile but the elf had made it past the guards  and now he could complete his mission, To take hold of the princess and bring her back to the Elvin kingdom, with that she could be used to push the humans to end the senseless war the two species had waged on each other. And as he was commanded, He was bring the princess unharmed.