wouldn't leave a trace

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

No you see we're changing psychiatry from the inside. we're queering it. more neurodivergent people are working in it now. we've changed Stockholm syndrome to Stockholm personality disorder and it's when you don't trust cops. it gets you locked up forever.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Big fan of de-centering the orgasm from sex and kink. Yes, it can be a fun goal to cum and an awesome experience, I'm not taking away from that. But human bodies are just poorly designed. It hiccups randomly. It can't consistently 3D print the organs right. The brain organ locks up from anxiety randomly. If it doesn't touch grass it gets angsty. It just is allergic. So just focus on having fun, what pleases each other, and broadening what "pleasure" even is beyond sexual sensation.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies