all the thyme in the world

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

That nail salon pic has me SHOOK 

Okay but WHY do all the fictional lesbians realise they’re gay/come out via having a girlfriend??! Real lesbian culture is crying alone in your room because you’re 372 miles away from another lesbian at any given moment, sorry TV but I Can’t Relate.

romanticized the time I saw

These are all actually the same type of man…the polite guy men think women should want because he’s “nice”, intelligent, fake cares about what is best for her (it’s really about controlling her), persistently refuses to be let her be, has crushed on her for years and refuses to stop chasing/pressuring her because “romantic”. he’s really a Grade A asshole

#types to look for: ben from parks and rec #finn from star wars #jake from brooklyn nine nine (via @phil-the-stone)

Grown ass

this is literally incredible

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen