Call me Theo

For the werewolf, vampire, and shapeshifter muses, as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“It’s almost the full moon…”

“What happened to you?!”

“Are…are you a…”

“Is this why you’ve been avoiding me?”

“Stay away from me!”

“I didn’t want you to know because I didn’t want you to get hurt.”

“Don’t come any closer…I’m a monster.”

“Are you always this hairy?”

“I told you to stay away! Don’t look at me!”

“Come on. Put away the wooden stake.”

“Why do I have to tie you up?”

“Just because I look like this…doesn’t mean I’m not the same person.”

“You don’t want to see me like that.”

“How could you keep this from me? I can keep a secret.”

“Please don’t tell anyone! Please.”

“I don’t care that you’re not human.”

“You have to be in there somewhere, right? Talk to me!”

“What the –? Are those fangs?”

“Woah. You’re roaring a lot there, buddy. Ha ha. You okay?”

“You weren’t supposed to be here…it’s dangerous.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“This explains why you’ve been acting so weird lately.”

room is a novel by emma donoghue. 

‘ you’ve got some nasty cuts there. ’

‘ i’ll carry you. ’

‘ you’ll be exhausted if you don’t have a nap. ’

‘ up you go. ’

‘ would you like a lullaby? ’

‘ we save our hugs for people we love. ’

‘ just try lying down and closing your eyes. ’

‘ did you have a bad dream? ’

‘ drink your juice. ’

‘ i know it’s scary. ’

‘ would you like a blanket? ’

‘ you’re shouting again. ’

‘ i wouldn’t lie to you about this. ’

‘ probably just a twenty four hour bug. ’

‘ what about a story? ’

‘ stay. ’

‘ night-night, sleep tight, don’t let the bugs bite. ’

‘ too tired for a story. ’

‘ lift me up? ’

‘ i’m not sleepy, i just need to watch tv and not think for a while. ’

‘ don’t you want your breakfast? ’

‘ just shut up for a second and let me think. ’

‘ i’ve got a long list of things to ask for already. ’

‘ i’m sick of listening to you. ’

‘ you’re going to enjoy the world so much. ’

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “