Stress Relief
Tech: Where’s that kitten? I want to squeeze her....
*walks off to find kitten*

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Stress Relief
Tech: Where’s that kitten? I want to squeeze her....
*walks off to find kitten*

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“My dog never bites!”
Says every client ever.
This is a lie. Every dog can bite. Just because yours chooses not to bite you, does not mean that in a scary new place, that smells like other animals and cleaning solution and fear, with scary new people, that touch places your dog does not want to be touch, with the added bonus of feeling sick/scared/carsick/cornered, he or she won’t bite me or my tech. It’s a possibility.
Seriously, common courtesy goes a long way!
Also, she loves all the "inner pockets". These aren't even the fanciest scrubs out there, y'all. She is so excited about her new scrubs. It's adorable.
My tech is super excited about making this noise with her scrubs. All. The. Time.

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Fancy Machines, Fancy Names
Vet: make sure you turn on the beep-beep! Tech:..... The what? .... Tech Asst: Oh! The thing that goes on the tongue!! The pulse oximeter. It send a a flashing light signal from one side of a clamp through a tongue or finger/toe or ear, and based on the time and strength of the light when it hits the receiver on the other side of the clamp, it can measure pulse, respiratory rate, and amount of oxygen saturation in the blood. It also beeps in conjunction with the heart rate. The "beep-beep" machine.
Trying to make friends with your feline patients
Truth. Add in "I'm staying under this chair/behind this trash can/between the shelf and the wall/on top of the cabinet."
is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show
"We have the litter box in a covered table thing we ordered on SkyMall and it leaves him approximately 3 inches of standing room to squeeze into but it's prettier than seeing an actual litter box out in the house."
Bucket Baby for Dog Emergency A client called with an emergency and needed the vet to call her immediately with what to do. When asked why she couldn't bring the dog in, she said she had a baby with her that she was watching. My tech's response was: "What's the problem?? Throw that baby in a bucket and go!!!" This photo is what we imagined. Source: frankeeg.wordpress.com, unknown subject
Cat People
"I wish people with cats would just understand that we understand cats."

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Hobbit takes on a Chi-jack puppy.
Vet techs- original creators of pocket pets.
Overheard during a drntal
"Ugh, why you no have boyfriend?" "Yo teeth is nasty." "Ugh." "Yo teeth crooked." "Ugh ugh ugh." "Ew. Yo breath stank." "Why you got hair in there?!?" All said in an Asian accent, to boot.
My tech said something funny and we all laughed and I said I would put it on tumblr. Her response was: "Uh, you guys! Now I can be tumblr famous! Flips hair!" And then she flipped her hair. Somehow her saying and acting out "flips hair" was funnier than the original quote and we all forgot what she said.
Funfetti Vomit
When a client comes in complaining of pink and green colored vomit from an otherwise healthy cat, and you discover they feed this kitty Meow Mix... You are what you eat, people, and so are your pets.
Meow Mix = Junk Food, yummy and kinda filling, but not very nutritious.

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On my Navajo mission trip they bring cats in pillow cases. It's totally legit--they can breathe, you can tie the end closed, and they can't hurt themselves.
Veterinary Hygiene
Ah, veterinary medicine will provide you with ample opportunity for hands on experience, and the associated smells on your hands. To get straight to the point, here are some of my tips to keep those smells from permeating your every waking minute.
Wash in cool water first. Hot water will open your pores and allow some scent molecules to be trapped with you. Wash in cool water, then when you have the bulk of the ‘substance’ removed, wash in comfortably warm water.
As I’ve mentioned before, citrus like lemon work really well for removing cadaverine, or the smell of death. Lemon scented things work well, and remember to wash hair if the scent is lingering with you. Gentlemen, this includes arm hair.
Those nifty little refresher towels from KFC are great on hot days between livestock calls, particularly for your face. You will get all sorts of ‘mud’ splatter on your face.
Yeast ridden dogs have the most clingy, permeating odor. You can actually smell a bad ear infection as it walks in through the door. Washing your hands with malasseb shampoo, even if you don’t have time to let it soak, goes a long way towards stripping through that smell where normal soaps wont.
Itchy dogs with prickly skin, like shar peis and SBTs sometimes make me come up in a rash. Washing with chorhexidine is actually soothing for me, and if that’s not enough neocort works wonders.
Double glove for enemas. Use one pair of gloves that is larger than the others. You will often get splash into the larger pair.
On a related topic, learn to perform your rectal exams with your non dominant hand. Whichever hand you usually use to bring your lunch to your face, learn rectal exams with your other hand.
Check your elbows. Its surprising how much stuff ends up on your elbows.
Quality advice! Wish I’d known some of this sooner!
Yes. All of this.
Also, sometimes if you have fecal samples or rectal sleeve stinking up the clinic and you spray lemon Febreeze, you end up with a clinic that smells like shitrus. Beware. Use lavender instead.