Stuff I once believed

I thought that the Berlin Wall was build between West and East Germany. Like, that it cut through the entire country, and not around the capital.

I thought that my tongue was a live animal that you couldn't control. I've spent hours in front of the mirror just watching my tongue move around.

My sister told me that the Sandman (Ole Lukøje) didn't exist, and that the pus in my eyes was dust that had fallen from the ceiling.

I thought you paid the bank to take care of your money so they wouldn't get stolen.

I thought you said Baby Juice instead of Baby Jesus.

I thought that Santa Claus would buy me socks at the gas station for my kalendergave (a daily gift calender lasting through December). Turns out it was my mom who bought them.

I thought I would end up in hell when I died because I'm an Atheist.

I thought that boys were made of marshmallows.

When people said they had had sex, I thought it meant that they had kissed.

I got told that Marilyn Manson removed one of his ribs so he could do an autofellatio. I'd never heard of him, but it sounded wild.

When you erase something with an eraser, you get this black eraser dust. I thought that the pencil lines on the paper got turned into the eraser dust. I often held some of the dust and went "I'm holding a pencil line between my fingers, wauw, how is this even possible?"

I'm not a native English speaker, so I thought that the word superb was pronounced "super bee"

My dad made a wordplay where he called it 'to send a PMS' instead of 'to send an SMS'. That lead to some problems later.

I got told by my brother that God lived in our dad's big toe.

Whenever I heard a CD, I thought the artist were singing live. I thought about it, and figured that others may also listen to the CD at the same time. I got really confused and stopped thinking about it.

Da jeg flyttede til Køge fra København troede jeg at der kun var hestevogne og ældre bondemænd. Men børnene i Køge brugte 'abe' som skældsord, det forstod jeg ikke. Jeg var jo bare vant til at sige "fuck dig".

Min søster og jeg troede at man sang "Nej det' ikke sandt, for indimellem kommer festen". Vi undrede os meget over hvilken fest der blev hentydet til. I 2.G fandt jeg ud af, at der blev hentydet til fastelavn.