#ioncethought

I thought that the Berlin Wall was build between West and East Germany. Like, that it cut through the entire country, and not around the capital.

I thought that my tongue was a live animal that you couldn't control. I've spent hours in front of the mirror just watching my tongue move around.

My sister told me that the Sandman (Ole Lukøje) didn't exist, and that the pus in my eyes was dust that had fallen from the ceiling.

I thought you paid the bank to take care of your money so they wouldn't get stolen.

I thought you said Baby Juice instead of Baby Jesus.

I thought that Santa Claus would buy me socks at the gas station for my kalendergave (a daily gift calender lasting through December). Turns out it was my mom who bought them.

I thought I would end up in hell when I died because I'm an Atheist.

I thought that boys were made of marshmallows.