Dreamless, Hopeless

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.

i'd love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

“there are no books about….” yes there are. you’re bad at finding books.

“there are no books about this on the front-door display at my local barnes and noble published this month in a bright generic color that is less than 250 pages that i recognize from tiktok.”

you hit play girl thats consenting you can literally turn it off

When you see social justice language being co-opted to support fash ideology like censorship, that’s an op. Be aware.