"I missed you"
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
trying on a metaphor

#extradirty

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"I missed you"

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Iβm dumping some fic ideas. Let me know if youβre interested.
Oh the FIA deciding that Lewis and max just need to make racing babys and basically forcing them to marry and making it this big media infested thing.
NNGGGG
Max and Lewis being forced together and Max is just so scared and confused and Lewis just giving up on the fight and withdraws himself completely. And they have to act all lovey and sweet in public and their wedding is a big deal with so much media present and they both hate it.
Then they have to decide who will carry a kid and Lewis agrees to it, wanting to quit the toxicity of racing and always having wanted a babyπ (maybe part of him thinks Max will walk out on him and that way he feels like it's more fair for Lewis to keep the kid close.)
the best you ever had β a max/lewis fake dating au!
The easy way to execute his plan was to ask Seb to assume the role he was thinking of. The man would easily agree to it too, not without a few teasing remarks, but he would regardless. Seb fits the standards, and Lewisβ poorly-hidden attraction for him back in their younger years certainly wouldnβt hurt their story. But, Lewis treasures Seb as a friend. Heβs his only rival whose championship battle didnβt ruin them together, and he wants to keep that for as long as he can. He is not going to risk his relationship with the younger man just to get back at Nico, not when itβs one of the few things he values more than his pride (and isnβt that a rarity.) Besides, Lewis was never known for taking the easy way. Therefore, Max Verstappen.
With Lewis Hamilton's move to Ferrari and the sudden return of Nico Rosberg, the entire grid thought there was nothing else that could surprise them this 2025 season. They thought wrong.
read chapters 1 2 3 4 on ao3 now
I think about this every goddamn day
the parallels?! and people expect me to not ship zutara.

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dr odyssey cutting from the threesome to the suicide hotline they really said NEVER kill yourself... there's still insane network tv threesomes to watch
max, ep1: iβm not going to sleep with one of my nurses
max, ep 6: iβm going to sleep with BOTH of my nurses
The thing that everyone needs to understand is that Doctor Odyssey is NOT a medical drama, it is simply the vessel Ryan Murphy has chosen to deliver us the most powerful bisexual throuple on network television this show is about ody3 first and medicine like. Twelfth.
the google reviews for doc odyssey are absolutely littered with one star reviews from middle aged straight people who don't realize they're watching a ryan murphy psychosexual melodramedy featuring a toxic workplace throuple π they're evaluating the medical accuracy of the boat doctor rescues (which btw include such bangers as 'guy who ate too much shrimp and almost died because of it' disease, 'girl whose face melted off because she did too much cocaine after getting a nose job' syndrome, and 'woman who gave herself third degree frost bite by icing her boob job too much' emergency). they think they're experiencing a normal procedural which features cartoonishly macho heterosexuality and an unprofessional love triangle. who is going to tell them that they have no frame of reference for what they're witnessing.
DOCTOR ODYSSEY 1.06 | I Always Cry at Weddings
Can't believe this is on network television

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful ππ
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable γΎ(β’Οβ’`)o o(*οΏ£β½οΏ£*)γo(*Β°β½Β°*)o
mac equivalent is Comand-Control-Space for my fellow mac users out there
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This is life changing info, my coworkers are never gonna hear the end of this
wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?
like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"
BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
Unhinged thoughts (but funny)
Wisdom saga edition:
Zeus: APOLLO!
Apollo: *trips upon entrance bc he was not ready, hair a mess, half dressed and seriously in need of some sleep*
yes

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This life is amazing...
When the prophet tells Odysseus that he sees a man with his wife, a dangerous killer with a trail of bodies behind him, and Odysseus screams like he never has before, even when the guy told them they were never going to get home- chef kiss
Knowing that that dangerous killer IS Odysseus- donkey kick to the gut.