Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

what a fucking ride

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

me me me

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

omfg netflix! im proud of you son. you will do many great things one of them starting now.

This is soo awesome on so many layers!

@dogsuggest

13/10 would buy it tbh

is that Adele’s dog? gotta be

That vibrato tho

Britney is rolling over in her grave