in another universe, we had more time

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

i hate to do this, but right now me and my brother and sister need a lot of help. a few months ago, we were told that we needed to find a new place to live by january, but then told a few hours later that it would be okay and hadn’t heard anything in months about it. so, we didn’t save up any money or look or anything and then i get another text saying that we probably should start packing since our landlord’s fiance wants to sell the house. we can’t really fight or do anything since there’s no contract and he was just letting us live here and we haven’t saved any money at all. if you could help us out that would be great, but if not, that’s okay too. i know other people are struggling right now, i just have no idea what to do.

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

You’ll have to tear my hope and resilience from my cold, dead hands, because honestly? I live in the stuff. It’s where I came from. I am shaped by it. I bathe in it, I shroud myself in it. I eat it for breakfast, and for second breakfast. I’m not letting it out of my sight