Nothing scares me anymore

Maybe you should change.

just leaving a post here bc of how miri used kat and river as characters so just in case you have any questions i have left notes in both the drafts/admin thingy idk asking her to change them because they were oc’s :~)

Thank you. I love you. I'm sorry if I seemed somewhat hostile, but I always freak out when it comes to copywriting my characters. Also, Jo's personal account isn't even around for her to argue in her defense. So thank you. I hope things go well for you guys.  

I have all of this baby stuff and no baby.

I say we all start a few months later? And start over, sort of.

So like has bby Amelia been kidnapped already or?

Yep, yep. Unless you want to para that? It could be a few weeks, a month, or a few months. 

so umm…do I owe anyone replies…have we just dropped all paras or…because if we haven’t I probably owe 99.9% of you as always

I say we all start a few months later? And start over, sort of.

Where was he? Where the hell was he? No, looking at the clock, she changes her mind and instead questions - Where the fuck is he? Damn-it, Potter. Damn him to hell for all eternity and back. The contractions had already began and these arseholes known as Healers were trying to make her walk in order to induce labor. Never in her entire life had walking ever been so difficult. Every step she took felt like her legs were being poked with millions of needles. After reading about childbirth for months and months and months, it was only now hitting her how right people were about the pain. And the worst part was, she had not even began the 'squeezing a child out of her' part of the entire process, yet. There was a moment of relief when James finally arrived. The relief mostly came from not having to kill him in cold blood for being a second late, the other part having to do with the fact someone was here. Yeah, she had Billy had been there for a while, along with River. But she had lied to get Billy to go home, and convinced Riv it was alright for her to go to work. Her brown eyes rolled at his stupidity. Right now, she was absolutely sure there was no way in hell she could get away with lying to anyone at the moment. "Yes, a lot of it. I haven't even began the fun stuff yet. Now -ah," she bent over, holding onto a bar on the wall; her breathing began to speed, while she took in a moment of pain. "I've been through worse," she lied, feigning a smile before continuing to walk. "Why'd it take you twenty minutes to come, anyway? What if I had her? What if I had her and decided to name her something stupid, because of a pain-relief potion?" She leaned upon him now. The rambling was a good method of distracting herself from the pain. "I still cannot believe we're having a kid..." she took a shaky breath, "Not gonna' lie, I probably would have predicted I'd have a kid with anyone else on the planet at one point, who wasn't you. Hell, there might have been a point where I'd have considered dating Nearly Headless Nick opposed to you. But really, it's not a bad thought..." 

No, that’s called theft. Kat. -sighs- Are you sure you’re even having a baby right now? Aren’t you meant to be in pain or something?

My water broke. More than likely, pain will be on it's way. The moment I have contractions, the entire store or street will know. 

Fucking hell. I should have never had sex. This is absolute bullshit. {sighs deeply, walking a bit before frowning} Can’t we steal one of the electronic chair things here? I don’t want to induce labor and have the bloody child in here. 

-sighs- No, you can’t steal one. You can hire one, if you want. Or I’ll call an ambulance or something - which will take you to the wrong place entirely. 

Hire one? Can I just take one and pay them back later? I seriously, am not in the mood to walk right now. Nor do I want to have my baby at a muggle hospital. No offense, I'm just not sure about their medical 'science' as they call it. 

Shut up Billy, and get me to the hospital. I am so disgusted with myself right now, I cannot even. 

-laughs at kat bc she’s being ridiculous right now- Okay, okay. But you’re gonna have to walk. You can’t exactly apparate during labour. 

Fucking hell. I should have never had sex. This is absolute bullshit. {sighs deeply, walking a bit before frowning} Can't we steal one of the electronic chair things here? I don't want to induce labor and have the bloody child in here. 

In the middle of a baby shop? Ironic.

Well it’s not like I planned for it to happen.  I would have worn uglier clothes.  

You’re, uh. You’re wearing pretty daggy clothes, Kat.

Shut up Billy, and get me to the hospital. I am so disgusted with myself right now, I cannot even. 

In the middle of a baby shop? Ironic.

Well it's not like I planned for it to happen.  I would have worn uglier clothes.