Vanya: You have to start picking your battles, Five.
Five: I’m full of rage and caffeine and I’m picking all of them.
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Vanya: You have to start picking your battles, Five.
Five: I’m full of rage and caffeine and I’m picking all of them.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣why is this so accurate🤣🤣I’m fcking dying🤣
Us @ Five: #we love our feral little murder man child, #we only went what's best for him
Five:
another adult Five OwO
because I can >:3
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More Dolores x 5 doodles. Five’s so gentle with her that I can’t get it out of my brain, imagining how their day-to-day married life was.

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Umbrella Academy sketch dump!! I love this show
(also I don't know if there's just more aroace people in this fandom or if 5 x dolores naturally attracts asexual people bc we can relate to wanting to give love but not wanting to receive it but either way i'm living for it)
Finally got to reading the pilot script— is this on crack or have I just never read a script before
This is the longest thing I've read in months, and for a reason
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Someone in the discord mentioned that Five would be growing like a weed now that he’s actually getting some proper nutrition, so i went to draw him a little taller but accidentally drew him getting coffee with Allison instead, funny how that happens. They went shopping! Five’s got new clothes! Also i dont know the canonical heights of the siblings so i followed my heart and i will not be accepting corrections lmaooo

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They’re gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine
NUMBER FIVE IN 1982 WISCONSIN + ’TEENAGERS’ BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
i love how he’s both the most sensible and the maddest at the same time.
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from the personal notes of sir reginald hargreeves (apocalypse suite | vol. 1 ; pg. 1) insp (x)
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I like how throughout TUA, we get little moments where Five forgets that he’s in his 13 year old body.
In 2x03 there’s the scene where he’s in the diner with Vanya, they get poured some coffee, and he tells the waitress, “Leave the pot dear.” Initially, I viewed this scene as him being his usual condescending prickish self, especially with her response as she walks away. “Lippy little shit.”
But rewatching it now, Five doesn’t really say this snidely at all. There’s no edge to his words or bite to his tone. And he doesn’t smirk or give the waitress one of his usual shit-eating grins either (like when he tells Diego he’s surprised Reginald waited so long to stab him or when he tells Elliot “Any closer and I’ll melt your brain.”) He even adds a ‘thank you’ at the end. It’s quiet and polite. So much so, I missed it the first time watching (and second… and third… thanks subtitles).
While the waitress perceives this interaction as Five being a rude child (understandable), I think Five just sometimes forgets that his current physical state is not an accurate representation of his actual age. He doesn’t look like a 58 year old man who could easily get by saying, “Leave the pot dear,” but when you really think about it, that is exactly how a polite 58 year old man would talk to a customer service worker. There are a few times throughout the show where Five speaks or uses a word I’d attribute more to an older man vocabulary (lollygagging, for instance) and I think it’s just a really nice touch to his character.