Wit Beyond Measure Is Man's Greatest Treasure

“The world seemed to be a better place, when we were all together. Perhaps one day, maybe one day it will all be alright again. I hope you are well, my solar companion.”

me: ok, boomer

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ao3: aha. there she comes. its about time.

he knows whats up

When the French and Spanish teachers decorate for Christmas.

harry: i mean we can still do that

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

Just so you guys know, the toxic anti-vegan/vegetarian culture in online spaces is exactly what leads people into thinking that this kind of shit is okay.

This can make a Hindu person violate their religious practices (as in the poor people will eat cow meat, which is a massively awful thing in their religion) You may very well be responsible for the death of a person with a serious allergy to contents of either food You may end up causing some issues for a person with autism or similar neurodivergent status You may be responsible for the hospitalization or death of a person with dietary restrictions in either dish You would be actively forcing people who you don’t know to violate their ethical principles for a sick joke, and there is a word for people who do things like this for no gain to themselves and just harm others “for fun” - EVIL! Literally the word is evil You’re breaking the law as far as I know - at the very least you’re making issues for the poor employees in doing this

Swapping food labels is assault, and depending on someone’s allergies can result in death, so sure.  Go commit manslaughter you complete asshat.

the water lily pond claude monet  1899

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

Y'all take too long