it’s been a year since mr x almost shot harry styles

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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this is the content I want to see

How to finish that last minute assignment

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

also a valid strategy

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

Him Lil

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

“HOW DO I KNOOOOOOW?!?!” She is me! Lmao

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

well have i got some news for you