A Study in Daydreams

New battle strategy for if they encounter Lucien and Cree next week: have Fjord suddenly rip his hat off to expose his bald head and then gang attack Lucien while he's too busy laughing to defend himself.

I will now explain how it makes complete sense that all this time Vandran has actually been a 20 foot tall Tyrannosaurus Rex 

HE WAS TRUE POLYMORPHED

This is the top quality content I expect from Tumblr

[ID: An edited version of the “is this a pigeon” meme; text over the butterfly reads, “anything matt describes on the island,” while the man asks, “Is this a Vandran.” /end]

I needed this

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them

bagel?

what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.