Bill: Listen, dude, I’ll always take care of you through this most unparalleled journey that is our lives
Ted: But babe, it’s a most totally non-triumphant task
Bill: Not to me, dude. Not if it’s you


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Bill: Listen, dude, I’ll always take care of you through this most unparalleled journey that is our lives
Ted: But babe, it’s a most totally non-triumphant task
Bill: Not to me, dude. Not if it’s you

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Strawberry Dress, anyone? ♥
I love the strawberry couple! <3
Gotta get it off my chest but I really dislike people who feel the need to make fun of others for liking things (shows, movies etc) that are “made for kids.”
Just because it was made for kids doesn’t mean teens or adults can’t/shouldn’t enjoy it. You don’t always have to have a deep reason for liking something, if it makes you happy then that’s all that really matters.
At the end of the day, entertainment is really for whoever can find enjoyment in it. Regardless of whether or not they’re part of the target audience.
…That’s my opinion anyway…
Fuck September, it’s spooky times!
I’m back maybe

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Reblog if you would date a bi person
I need to prove something to myself
I’m a bi person dating a bi person
YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
I have to confess that since I’m Asian on my moms side we say kai bai bo
Which is Korean for rock paper scissors but still- it rolls off the tongue better and we speed through the rounds
In Polish the order is “paper, rock, scissors”…
Excuse me.
W H A T
reminder that being suicidal is a SERIOUS problem. i know this website has normalized the idea that having suicidal thoughts isn’t something that requires medical attention, but i promise it is and if you’re frequently having suicidal thoughts then it’s crucial for you to seek help.
PSA: If someone is actively talking about wanting to die, don’t just assume they’re joking or “seeking attention”. Being suicidal is different for everyone, and not everyone is going to keep super silent about it. If you think someone you know is struggling, reach out and try to help them find ways they can seek treatment.
it’s bi/pan and ace/aro solidarity

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How to write a kiss
Rebloggable version, as requested by davrosbro. :)
Oooh! Yes! I love kisses. Kisses are where it all starts ;).
Okay, first, remember that a kiss is much, much more than just lips. It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats, breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions. A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck together. Ew. Gross. The most important part of a kiss isn’t the how, but the who- because of the emotions between the two people.
Okay so:
lips- Lips can slide, glide over each other smoothly, or they can be chapped and rough and dry and get stuck on each other. They can match, top-to-top and bottom-to-bottom, or they can overlap, with one person’s top or bottom lip captured between the other person’s lips (yummy). If there is lipstick or chapstick there is lipstick or chapstick flavor, otherwise, lips don’t have a taste (can you taste yours?). Lips also can smack- the sound of two of them coming together or pulling apart, because they’re wet and warm and soft.
tongue- Tongues are always wet, and always warm. They’re very versatile. They can trace over lips, teeth, or another tongue. They can be smooth and graceful or teasing and flicking. When tongues are involved, there is drool. It’s only sexy when you like the person you’re kissing, or else it’s kinda gross. :P
teeth- teeth can clack together awkwardly, or teeth can bite down sensually. A person biting their own lip is cute, a person biting another’s lips is sexy. A person biting gently is sensual, a person biting roughly is sexual.
eyes- Eyes can be wide open with surprise, half-lidded with desire, fully closed with pleasure. Eyes can gaze lovingly, lustfully, wistfully, hungrily, seductively- it all depends upon the emotions of your characters. Have them do whatever you like, but don’t leave them out- give them at least a mention!
faces- Faces are what the lips are attached to. Noses bump, cheeks flush, ears turn red, foreheads either wrinkle or relax. Kisses can leave lips, quite easily, and become kisses on chins, cheeks, noses, foreheads, ears, necks, throats. Kisses on noses or foreheads are cute and adorable, kisses on cheeks are sweet, kisses on chins, ears, and throats are very sexual. And a kiss on the lips can be all of those! <3
hands- Hands are super-important. In order to describe a kiss, usually you want to also describe the hands. Where are they? Does one character have their hand behind the other’s head or back, holding them close? Are they on someone’s shoulders pulling them near, or pushing them away? Fingers brushing someone’s cheek or palms grabbing someone’s ass convey two very different kinds of situations, even if the kiss itself is exactly the same.
noses- Noses are annoying. They easily get in the way, especially for first kisses! People have to tilt their head to one side or the other, and if they don’t, noses bump. I’d only mention noses if a kiss is supposed to be awkward or uncertain or nervous.
bodies- bodies are either close together, or far away. Someone can be surrounded comfortingly by someone’s arms, or terrifyingly trapped by them. Bodies are warm or hot, they are calm or nervous, relaxed or tense. Body language says a lot. Is your character pulling away, or moving closer?
heartbeat- Hearts can beat fast or slow, and that’s about all they can do- but there are lots of reasons why they do! A heart can beat fast with fear or excitement or nervousness; a heart can pound with lust or race with terror or sing with joy. Hearts can glow, cower, or shatter. When you really want to drive the emotions of a character home, mention the heart.
breath- To me, the most consuming part of a kiss is the breath. The air that someone else has just breathed going deep into your lungs is very intimate. Lips and tongues don’t have a taste, but breath does. Each person’s breath tastes different, smells different, and surrounds a person differently than anyone else’s breath. Breath can be warm and sweet, breath can be hot and sexy, breath can be hot and frightening. It is something that is very present and should not be left out. A lot of writers leave breath out. And it’s so important; it’s the most intimate part of a kiss. Someone else is breathing into your lungs, and it’s either heaven or it’s hell.
voice- Voice conveys much, even without words. A voice can groan, whimper, gasp, moan, catch, whine, scream, sigh. Voice can convey emotion powerfully, and while some kisses are silent, usually they’re not.
emotion- Emotion is the most important- and the thing you try not to say. You want to describe it, through all of the things above, so that it’s perfectly clear what your characters are feeling, without you ever using the “feelings words”. If they’re in love, their bodies will lean close, their eyes will smile, their voices will giggle softly. If they’re nervous, their palms will sweat, their noses will bump, their voices will shudder. If they’re afraid, their muscles will be tense, their faces will grimace, their lips will not open. Emotion is the color that you keep inside your mind as you write; it’s the base line that drives the description behind everything else you say.
Wow, that was a lot! Gosh I hope it wasn’t too much! Keep in mind not every kiss has all these things- this is just a list of things to consider when writing a kiss, and based on how long of a kiss you want to make. Keep in mind that typing “they kissed for a long time”…that’s six words, it takes half a second to read, so that’s a short kiss! If you want a long kiss, you need long sentences that make the reader linger.
So maybe to start off, pick three things on the list to describe in your first kiss. Don’t try to do it all- that would be too much for even the most epic kiss. Just pick what’s most important to this particular scene, to these particular characters, and describe those parts along with the lips, and you’ve got yourself an awesome, emotional kiss. <3
I committed the mistake of not rebloging this when it was first in my dash and I have found it again!
If this isn’t literally the entire series.
Anyway it’s 2020 if you’re still harassing people for enjoying or finding solace in something you think is “cringe” you need to reassess some things about yourself
Same goes for people in franchises you find to be “PrObLeMaTiC”.
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
I am an absolute buffoon indeed
hm yes i am a yo-yo
i’m very spoony!!!!!
I’m such a boob

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Eden @dedmemehehe and I made a deal that for every note this post gets, they will stay alive another day. Please help them realize that people love she care about them.
oh my gods
that’s my partner
i’m a horrible partner
please help me help my partner
Y’all. I have 59 followers. Each and every one of you better reblog and like this. Please.
I will stay up until this gets 730 notes. 730 days is a lot of time. So much can happen in that time. Hopefully something happens in that time to help them realise how worth it they are. How important and special they are. Please help me get this more notes.
It’s past 730 notes. That’s 2 years. That’s a lot of time. I hope it’s enough. Even so, I really hope that when I check this post in the morning, it’s well past 1,000. Please.
If you scroll past this and don't reblog it i will hunt y'all down
Me too. Honestly. Please please please reblog and like this as much as you can. Comment until Tumblr tells you to stop. Make this get so many notes, it breaks the notes. Please. I’m begging y’all. And @dedmemehehe, you are so so so important. Please stay alive. You’re 100% worth it. I promise you. I may not know you, but you’re worth it. You’re so worth it.
Come on people! Keep reblogging!!!
Please! It’s so close to 1,000! Please keep reblogging!
We are so fucking close come on!!!
923. So. So. So. Close. Please. I’m begging y’all.
1,461 is the new goal, y’all. That’s 4 years. And we’re so so so close. Please. Reblog. Like. Comment till Tumblr tells you to stop.
We're so close people, REBLOG
Tumblr won’t let me like any more. But we’re almost there. Come one.
I meant comment. I’d’ve just edited it, but getting this more notes is worth the extra reblog
Do i really need to say more? Do i really need to say more??
HEY. YOU. MAYBE HELP OUT A BIT AND REBLOG?
H e r e