strawberry feathers

tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

i honestly think best part of tumblr is making a personal post and it getting zero notes. that’s like hundreds of people side eyeing you like ok i’m not touching that

my parents were like im going to make a daughter that is so beyond help

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair