Like everything in his life, Shane is very pragmatic about sex.
First itโs planning their meet-ups months ahead. Shane has time to plan his outfit, do a pre-workout, and complete his prep routine. When heโs hosting, the temperature is perfectly set, lights low, fresh towels set out on the counters. When Ilyaโs hosting or a hotel, he builds in time to do everything he needs beforehand.
Once theyโre married, that changes. Living together means things can be a lot more spontaneous (which he loves) but he also likes to know The Planโข๏ธ.
And once theyโre married, Shane has no problem asking for what he wants so he can plan out his day and routine. Itโs not particularly sexy, but he guesses thatโs married life.
โDo you want to eat me out after the Canada match tonight?โ
They had both been rooting for Canada at the world cup - Ilya even got them jerseys.
Ilya chokes and Shane frowns at him. โYou okay?โ
โWell Iโm going to do a full shower after my physio session with Amelia - I should be done by the time the Canada game starts. Oh - and I meant to ask if you liked those new frozen meals Lyn brought over. Theyโre a new brand.โ
โI - yes, please Shane if I ever donโt want to eat you out, I have been replaced by aliens.โ
โOkay, cool. And the meals?โ
โGross,โ Ilya said. โBut normal gross.โ
โCan we fuck on the couch tonight? With the fire going?โ
Ilya grit his teeth and for a second Shane thought he would say no.
โMaybe around 8? I bought 2 hour logs and the fire needs to be completely out by bedtime.โ
โLook at your messages! I want to try that position. Maybe after we get back from our afternoon skate?โ
โIlya?โ Shane asked through his cars bluetooth. Ilya was cooking and keeping him company on the phone as he drove back from an optometrist appointment. Much to his husbandโs (fake) disappointment, his slight nearsightedness still didnโt need glasses for anything besides reading comfortably.
โDid my package get delivered?โ
โA package did. I put it on side table for you.โ
โCan you go ahead and open it? I wasnโt sure what size to get so I got a few options. I want to try them this weekend - maybe Saturday? If they donโt fit, Iโll need to do another order tonight for 3 day shipping.โ
He heard Ilya take a deep breath. He hated to give him another thing to do on top of making dinner, but he wanted to make sure they had the right sizes before they wanted to use them.
โHey Ilya?โ Shane said quietly, so the other people at the stuffy fundraiser couldnโt hear.
โYes?โ Ilya, his hand coming up to run through the back of Shaneโs hair.
โIโm exhausted. Can we do shower blowjobs when we get home tonight?โ
Ilya hand stuttered in his hair. Shane hated to disappoint him but he was too tired for his prep routine, his post routine, and cleaning the sheets. Or even getting up for Ilya to do it. Shower blowjobs had excellent clean up time and he could fall right into bed afterwards.
โThat sounds perfect,โ Ilya said, a little roughly.
Shane was going to kill him. Murder him. Like a sniper - out of the blue, at any given moment, Shane might call out to him all softly and then ask for hottest sex imaginable (all sex with Shane) AND THEN plan it for later, leaving Ilya incredibly worked up.
The worst part was Shane did not even know he did this to him - for Shane, it was just planning - run at 6, breakfast at 8:15, workout at 8:30, shower at 10, fuck husband at 10:45, off ice training at 12:15, etc. It drove Ilya insane.
But Ilya didnโt want to mess it up by acting on the extreme horniness he felt every time his husband causally planned out mind blowing sex. He knew routine was good for Shaneโs brain and it would mess the routine up if Shane asked to pencil in a blowjob at 3:15pm and Ilya dropped to his knees right then. So he had to wait and wait until the clocked ticked down for their scheduled appointment. He loved it.
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