ali 🫧

Making sure to place a dot in every single sentence is such a geek behavior. I love it.

"wsh trade rumors" do you want macklin celebrini to blow his shit smooth off at center ice

I think that Ilya goes to Boston every 4th and parties with the raiders and once they’re married, he brings Shane for the first time who has a wonderful yet slightly concerning discovery of how much he enjoys lighting shit on fire to explode bc you know the raiders have a shit ton of illegal fireworks like every American

I just know baby Shane loved roughhousing with David. David would throw that little chonk around and around and he would just giggle and say "again! again!"

the problem with off campus and heated rivalry is that they imply male hockey players are ensouled

Ilya is in charge of the Centaur’s secret Santa exchange every year. The year Shane joins he gets very serious about no one telling anyone else who they got. Turns out, every name in the basket was Shane (except Shane, who got Harris) and on exchange day he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe as everyone starts handing gifts to a beet red Shane.

scrolling through a tag and getting jumpscared by your own post