I have literally no idea how to set up a blog in anything other than a roleplaying community, but Nintendo provided me with an intriguing science weirdo and my compulsive headcanon making has reached unpredecented levels thanks to @magicalshitposts (who has been hinting I should make a blog anyway, so here I am) Somehow I went from basic Robbie headcanons to a somewhat fleshed out AU
So! Idk what I’m doing here but it may or may not include:
science weirdos (confirmed)
an AoC AU where everything sucks more than in canon except for the food
some other AU ideas that are arguably worse than the main one
several OCs whether they’re strictly needed or not
dragging some innocent canon folks into this as well
a heavily headcanon-based Robbie feat. corresponding Purah
his attempts at navigating the mess on both a larger worldbuilding scale and in the context of his own traumatic backstory
I’m sorry I reverse engineered some points from BotW I found interesting and things worked out that way. I’m not torturing him on purpose I swear
some cute stuff to make up for it maybe?
I’m also going to selectively ignore parts of the DLC that don’t fit because I didn’t spend four months talking about this AU almost daily just to have Nintendo ruin it
posting/reblogging of things marginally related to all of this, including quotes and music
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There are still people liking my posts and even following me even though I haven't been able to get my brain back to this fandom I seriously love you 😭
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How the trio deals with having been subjected to the harmful aspects of modern Sheikah culture:
Purah was the family disappointment long before she got into tech research just for not complying with her parents and grandmother’s expectations, and the constant comparisons to her sister only made her more determined not to become like them. She very strongly rejects anything that doesn’t strictly have to do with ancient tech, but deep down she wishes someone would see the lost child behind her tough act.
Robbie feels a deep sense of loss and disconnection from a culture that’s been long lost and that he barely knows anything about, but still feels he should be a part of, and being demonized and abused by his parents for his interest in his people’s history only made it worse. Hiding his pain and fractured sense of identity behind a happy, eccentric persona is the only way he knows how to cope for a long time.
And Impa is in denial about the damage it has done because acknowledging how messed up it is means she has to face the fact she was groomed to be a perfect obedient servant to the royal family, and that would shatter her entire life and worldview. Losing her sole purpose is the one thing she cannot handle even thinking about.
Now I know I'm not the only one who's ever said this, but I like to think that Naydra being the only dragon affected by Malice could be a throwback to Nayru getting possessed by Veran.
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I’ve been seeing a lot of people say that the Champions should come back to life in TOTK, and can I just say please no. This isn’t even about shipping, I don’t give a fuck about that right now, this is about narrative.
Breath of the Wild is a story about grief. Hyrule is a grave and each ruin is a tomb. Zelda is holding the Calamity back from adding to the body count and Link is the only one who can help her stop him for good. To do that, he needs to help the kingdom move on from its death a hundred years ago. He needs to free the Champions’ spirits from the Divine Beasts and destroy Ganon and save Zelda.
Based on how the map is laid out once you get the Sheikah Slate repaired, Vah Ruta is first. It’s closes to Kakariko/Hateno and the enemies are the easiest. The game tries to subtly funnel you in that direction with the random Zora laid out in the area, searching for Hylians for Prince Sidon, and there’s a reason for that, narratively.
(or there isn’t and I’m reaching, but bear with me)
Mipha was Link’s childhood friend. She (and Zora’s Domain as a location) is the representation of his youth and the child he was before he pulled the Master Sword. She’s his innocence, ripped away by the sword a hundred years ago and handed back to him by the Shrine of Resurrection a hundred years later, even though he doesn’t remember. It’s how he rediscovers his lost innocence, through Muzu being pissed at him and Sidon hiding his sadness, an innocence which he loses again once he frees Mipha’s spirit from Vah Ruta.
She tells him, “Yesterday, I was awash in a pool of tears. I had nearly given up hope and resigned myself to being trapped here, as a spirit, for the rest of eternity. But now you’re here”. In this moment Link faces the reality of what the Champions being dead means. He’s been told by everyone that they’re prisoners, unable to move on, but now he’s seeing it for the first time, hearing in Mipha’s voice the pain of what these hundred years have been. He knows now that he really is the light, our light, that must shine upon Hyrule once again and that if he wants to remember more, he needs to go free the next Divine Beast.
In freeing Mipha, Link gets hope in the form of her Grace.
The game tries to funnel you to Vah Rudania next. There’s a very easy path from the Domain to Death Mountain, with the stable where you get the heatproof elixirs close by. Goron City is the Okay, I know what’s really going on, now what? of the game. Daruk was Link’s rock (pun not intended but it’s true), a grounding presence, the person that keeps him himself once he’s saddled with the burden of being the Hero of Hyrule.
He calls Link to Death Mountain in the memories to show off his progress with Rudania, yeah, but also to have, like, guy talk. He mentions “all those delectable rocks” and then reminds Link that he’s not alone in protecting Hyrule, that, “I’ll protect this land of ours to the death!”. He’s reassuring Link that he’s got his back and then literally does when those rocks fall and he uses his Protection.
Daruk gives him that Protection once he’s freed from Rudania, that encouraging smack on the back that says, Go get him for us.
Then there’s Revali and Vah Medoh. Revali was a jerk to Link, and sure he’s jealous that Link is The Hero, that the Master Sword is arguably the most important piece of the “killing the Calamity” plan, and that all he’s going to be is glorified backup, but the point of Revali is that he keeps Link on the ball.
By that, I mean that Link’s little rivalry with Revali (whether or not he actually sees their relationship as such) is akin to, like, a sports team. There’s always that one person you don’t necessarily get along with, but you know you can count on them to push you to be your best and be there to pick up the slack whenever you stumble. Rito Village is home to Teba’s pride and the spirit of Revali’s arrogance lives within his landing, and Link is able to remember that one time Revali made fun of him for not being able to fly, how that eggs him on to find a way up to Vah Medoh in the present just to rub it in the archer’s face (at least, that's how I felt when I first played the game). There’s a method to Revali’s madness and it’s to make sure Link is in tip-top shape if he’s supposed to be the one to save the world.
Revali then literally uplifts Link with his Gale after he has control of Medoh again.
Finally, we have Urbosa. Like Daruk, she was a reassuring presence, but not in the sense of, I’m your shield, I’ll be watching your back. She’s comforting in the way having five 100+ damage Lynel weapons in your inventory is comforting. She’s reassuring in the sense of, I’m your sword, I’ll be next to you on the front lines. She reminds Link that despite his youth and the burden of the sword on his spine, that he has a duty to protect Zelda, and that by protecting Zelda he is protecting Hyrule.
She’s not forcing him into the role, but she’s keeping him on track whereas Daruk allows him to stray for the sake of his mental health/childhood. She’s saying, Be a child for as long as you can, but also be the Hero. It’s why she tells him to open up to Zelda, so he can have a friend his age that he can be around 24/7, so he can have someone to relate to (and so that Zelda can, too). Urbosa is the representation of Link’s duty and his relationship with Zelda (whether platonic or romantic, I don’t care in this context), and how that relationship with Zelda turns into Zelda finally unlocking her powers on Blatchery Plain. Without Urbosa’s presence, Link isn’t in the right headspace to even be the Hero.
Now that Link knows exactly what he’s lost a hundred years ago, and what he’s then regained during his quest, he can take her Fury and use it as a conduit for his own.
Link starts Breath of the Wild a blank slate tasked with saving the world. Throughout his quest, he remembers his lost childhood, but regains that little spark of hope, that thought of, I can do this. He remembers that he wasn’t alone in his task, that there were other people right there with him, and that it was the actions of a monster that took them all away from him, not the unheard prayers of the princess he was sworn to protect and then came to genuinely care for. He learns that there’s nothing he can do to change the past, that all he can do is let his dead friends move on and do his best to do the same.
It’s why he takes their weapons. It’s why he buys the house in Hateno. It’s why he furnishes it. It’s why he builds Tarrey Town. He accepts that his old friends are gone and that the best thing he can do for them is make new ones with the people who helped him free them. In dealing with his past, in accepting it, Link sets up his future for after the dust settles.
TLDR: To bring the Champions back to life in Tears of the Kingdom is to ignore all of the progress we as players made in Breath of the Wild, it ignores the point of the story the game is telling, and it does a disservice to the character arc that Link has over the course of the game.
not ignoring canon nor strictly adhering to it, but a secret third thing (taking the small bits and crumbs canon barely spent time developing and running absolutely hogwild)
“So much for that beautiful picnic you set up for us…”
“The those snacks can wait, I have the only snack I need right here”
I’m very happy I was able to finish this. It’s just so damn cute and I hope I can do more soon. Not to mention- I really wish these two could’ve had a good ending… they deserve it. (Also don’t mind me chillin’ between some tiddies)
How is the one-hit obliterator a Yiga weapon? It was created by the Ancient Sheikah before the Yiga existed for the Divine Beast Tamer's trials, so in general it makes sense to be generally connected but in the same way it's connected to the Sheikah of the botw time (genuine question sorry if the tone comes across as abrupt I couldn't think of another way to ask)
so in the Hyrule compendium it groups up similar weapons and orders them from lowest to highest strength, so if it were a sheikah weapon it would make sense for it to be paired next to the other one-handed sheikah weapon, the eightfold blade, right? but it's not, it's grouped with the vicious sickle and the demon carver!
sure, it could have just been placed there arbitrarily but that wouldn't make much sense, it would have made more sense to put it at the end if it wasn't meant to imply anything. however! if you look at the weapons, the designs are actually quite similar! the general shape of the weapons are very similar, but on the handle it's the most obvious. (hilt? I guess?) at the bottom of all of them there's a little ring with a small piece of red fabric tied to it, same thing with the duplex bow
none of the sheikah made weapons have this sort of design! in terms of shape, the most similar one would be the serpentine spear, but it doesn't have the ring at the bottom.
it's also interesting to note that during the Monk Maz Koshia fight, if you put down mighty bananas, Koshia will be distracted by them in the same exact way that the yiga blademasters are when you're sneaking through the hide out!
am I reading into this too much? maybe! but i think it's fun to think about
I love this analysis bc it's my personal headcanon that the Yiga actually stuck to their cultural roots far more than the Sheikah did. If we consider that the Hyrule Royal Family basically forced them to give up their technological advancements because they feared rebellion, it stands to reason that they had to give up even more of their culture. We don't even see any of the Sheikah do magic in the BotW era, but the Yiga use magic generously. Kohga even more so.
The Sheikah were oppressed and assimilated, and the Yiga held onto their tradition and culture and I will not be taking any questions.
Okay I already reblogged this with A Lot of tags before (sorry), but I never noticed that before, and it was interesting to see that connection between the ancient sheikah and the yiga in how they make their weapons too. This, like yall said, seems to imply that in their weaponry the yiga stuck closer to their traditions than the sheikah could or did
But if that kind of design in the weapons is an old sheikah thing, that got me thinking about the windcleaver. its the one yiga weapon that DOESNT have that design element. And we see other elemental weapons show up elsewhere. But we never see wind-based weapons or magic show up anywhere other than the Yiga with the blademasters. So if what we see in the demon carver, viscous sickle, and duplex bow are at least partially based on older sheikah weapons, then maybe what we see in the windcleavers is something that IS purely by the Yiga. Something made by them after the split
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Well, since writing takes about five years longer than intended and it's going to take a good while until I get to her proper introduction, and she’s already out there anyway, have more Cherry art.
She's a sweet one but don't let that fool you into thinking she doesn't see right through you whether you have bad intentions or unaddressed issues. She will feed you bread and you will like it.
A couple of friends’ OCs I made as holiday gifts! Cherry belong to @strawberry-science and Meron belong to @arkon-z and I ADORE both of their girls so much
Meron, being a spirit healer, can empathically sense people’s moods through touch. It’s very useful for her healing skills. It also means she gives the best hugs, because the second she touches you, she knows exactly the kind of hug you need.
Cherry, I happen to know, is a very talented baker. Her creations are as intricate as they are delicious. She’s like the Chocolate Guy of bread.