~strawberrytide✨

i love drag i love abortions i love vaccines and most importantly of all i fucking hate the military heart emoji fire emoji muscle emoji one hundred emoji explosion emoji

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

i wish blocking killed the person too. why are you even alive?

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.