kick in the door

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

My only fantasy: seeing Britney free

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg