life yo

Brian Jordan Alvarez is iconic.

a momen of silence 🤐 for this shair 💺, it pass away 🥀. it have beautiful cucu 🍑 sitting here, for makeup 💄, shade ☂️, tea ☕, and more 💯. for this shair 💺, on behalf of season ⛅ 🌨️ 🌧️ ☀️ nine 9️⃣, our condo 🏠 lo-senses 👃 👁️ 👂 👅 ✋. and i don’t care if i say 💬 that word correctly, language barrier 🌐 my CUCU 🍑. i 💗 love 💗 you. bye-

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

FUCKIN ME

“…but I WILL if you buy me a pizza…” literally didn’t even lie

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

This sound like Morty explaining something to Rick

i love sasha velour