Arrows of Artemis, Aim of Athena

Strong, smart, fearless, and kind. I welcomed you a year ago so that you can help make the world a better place and you have already started. Happy birthday darling Vi! #ViPie #ladyvi #oneyearold #HBD

#fastedcardio #fastedlifting #fastederrythang #deadmama #alltheeggsandbaconyouhave

When you can't figure out which leg warmers to wear 😂 #missvi #ViPie #fashionistababy

Tried so hard to get one half way decent pic of us in our matching shirts 😂 well I know of ONE kid who already doesn't want photographic evidence of matching Mum! #ClarkieDave #cdf #twinning #cooldude

#sass: it's hereditary. #madshade #whosthat

In which Violet and I make the exact same face 😝💖💝💜 #flashback #flashforward #twinning #shellbesoembarassedoneday #toobad

🎶Oh Clark, when you smile I am undone My son Look at my son Pride is not the word I’m looking for There is so much more inside me now Oh Clark, you outshine the morning sun My son When you smile, I fall apart And I thought I was so smart I swear that I’ll be around for you I’ll do whatever it takes I’ll make a million mistakes I’ll make the world safe and sound for you If we lay a strong enough foundation We’ll pass it on to you, we’ll give the world to you And you’ll blow us all away Someday, someday 🎶 There's no better way that describes how I feel about my son as we finish his third birthday today. (It's "Dear Theodosia" from the musical Hamilton by the way, and I took some creative license of switching Phillip with Clark.) Today I cuddled, kissed, hugged, tickled, and played with an incredible little boy who was a baby just last week, it sometimes seems. He's so smart, funny, sweet, silly, and so much more, and tomorrow, he will start preschool, where I hope his teachers and peers will get the chance to learn all this about him for themselves. I'm so thankful that I have had another year to watch him blow us all away, and cheers to many more. #ClarkieDave #cooldude #3inMay #myson #mysonshine

Survived fasted cardio--what a big girl 😂 #nodenyingshesafunnygirlthatbelle #noonetrainslikegaston #noonegainzlikegaston #ionlymarrybeasts #demdisneygainstho 🥀

If Violet was a My Little Pony...😂😂😂#myvipie #littlesweetie #Violet

When you have #2under3, you might have to settle for expressions like this being your best shot 😂🙄 Clark's throwing mad shade and Vi is done and getting herself bottle service bc girl is dooonnneee hahaha they did really well for being in a car seat for an hour, in strollers for 2, and then back in their car seat for another 2. Little troopers! 😍💚💜💝💗 #ClarkieDave #ViPie #tulips #phippstrips #myfirstphippstrip

Never realized til just now how ironic this is. A mouse with a pet cat. Hmm.

"Hey guys, look at Mommy!" You can tell they're related because they looked over and when they saw my phone, they immediately looked away and wouldn't look back. Stinkers! 💚💜 #missvi #ladyvi #clarkiedave #cdf

This girl is a challenging photo subject! No shy Violet here, just a wild one! As soon as I took this picture, she tore the blanket down and cackled triumphantly. #missvi #ladyvi #9months #mamasbiggirl

Also #flashback to Violet's big adventure last week. We took her to the ER Thursday night because her cough was getting deeper and it turned out to be a smart move because she had RSV, the baby form of bronchiolitis. The only time she seemed not well was when they took blood from her since she doesn't like needles, but the rest of the time we were there she was playing with everyone and really seemed to play it up big when ever she was told she was cute and pretty. She also spent time flirting with the two young and attractive men who worked with her. Daddy realizes we're going to have to have a lot of early chats with this one! 😂 she especially enjoyed being in a corner room as all the nurses would see her and stop by to play and compliment her. As good of a mood as she was in, it was incredibly scary at the time and I got about two hours of sleep because I was too busy watching her breathing machine. We went home the very next day, and Violet's cough has minimized greatly and she's pretty much back to normal. This was definitely one of those parenting moments where you really feel that sentiment about having your heart walking around outside of your body--or in this case, crawling. 💜💝💖💚 #ladyvi #RSV

Although these are 18 mo pajamas and Vi is really wear 12, I couldn't help but try them a little earlier because not only did big bro Clarkie Dave wear them, but big cousins Nicco and Rocco wore them too and so these pajamas have provide a decade, a whole decade, of making me have heart eyes--even before emojies were a thing 😍😍😍😍 #clarkiedave #ladyvi #sweeties #fbf #girlitupwithabow #stillatoughguy

#stripesonstripesonstripes #blackandwhite #pepperminttea

Starting that ponytail game strong 💪🏼 🐎 #bowsandbraids #fancy 💜💖💚 #ladyvi