I feel I live equally as a woman outside her prime and a man who will never quite enter his

I'm still thinking about the random Chilean grandpa who came in and chatted w me about olives for a good fifteen and he was so tickled by our good convo he grabbed my arm and said m'boy how old are you? 20? and I said no sir I'm nearly 30 and he gasped in disbelief and said my friend, you and I we are blessed with youthful faces because we are favoured by God... dogs approach us with trust because they know we are good-hearted... and I said yknow what u might b right and he said have an AMAZING week my young friend. I said u too and indeed I glowed the rest of the day

I miss my cat

You don't need a fad diet u need testosterone that makes u eat 3000 calories fuck like a train then fall asleep with ur pants around ur ankles