I needa sink my teeth into Logan’s big fat hairy arms and suck on them while he says im a freak

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

when i say i need this man to fold my legs over my head

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

i have to go. touch my pussy about some things.