hello stranger

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

i got a freling

Oooooooh ooooooh

remembered that like after panic stopped being good brendon urie was suddenly doing backflips onstage and id like to know when he learned to do that bc either 2006 brendon was capable of turning that out the whole time or he started abusing coke in adulthood and decided now is as good a time as any to learn gymnastics maneuvers i guess. either one is nuts

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver