Skeleton

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

Frankly, I think taking 24 seasons before depicting Richard Nixon as a bloodsucking monster shows a lot of restraint on Brennan's part

I hope something good happens at you. Something positive shooting your way. Coming at you.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach