Some Stuff and Things

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

Hence the invention of the Porch

What the fuck do you mean watercolour on paper

okay, let me start out by saying that the whole shooting fireballs from your hands thing is awesome as hell. thanks for showing it to me. but, just so you know, this is way outside of my specialty as a gastroenterologist. if you want to make your fireballs stronger, you should schedule an appointment with a rheumatologist.

rheumatologists specialize in inflammation

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

Say what you will about humans but they really went off with flatbreads

reblog if ur proud of corey

oh my god they were loot mates