strange, right?

life is just a series of moments in between when i hear someone say the word remain

Lost another mutual to the hockey show. So few of us remain, and I fear we cannot hold out for much longer. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and the second hall. The end comes soon. We cannot get out. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming...

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

we've heard of top surgery and bottom surgery, but what about charm surgery, strange surgery, up surgery and down surgery

cant help but notice my porcelain critter figures are no longer arranged by height but by taxonomy. who could have done this

gee idk....... thats pretty strange.......

i know right? who goes around impishly rearranging trinkets

wait a fucking second

they need to lean harder into Shadow being just kind of weird and off-putting but in a completely benign sort of way. he should have very confidently held but deeply wrong beliefs about the ways life on earth works. he should inexplicably be convinced raisin bran is the only kind of cereal there is. he should eat the pits in peaches. he's too normal these days, they gotta go back to him being just a little bit strange

he should not know what taxes are and he should inexplicably know dead bodies can be fed to pigs as a means of disposal

its strange... no one knows what this thing is

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

*sees someone on Social Medias that i am no longer on speaking terms with* i must not lurk. lurking is the mind killer. lurking is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my desire to lurk. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see it's path. where the desire to lurk has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.