i love when youβre talking to someone whoβs not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day
one time i was talking to some guy and he was like βhaha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?β and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences
omw to go sit in your pool
this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous
Iβd like to think that the βSTOP πβ sign is also for the gators.
The gators donβt abide by our petty laws. They areβ¦instigators.
turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thoughtΒ βi wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the treesβ
new phobia just dropped
haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia















