CHARLIE

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

I like to imagine that those gay bitches back in the 1600s read the line "how sweet and lovely doth thou make the shame" from shakespeare’s sonnet 95 and felt the same way us gay bitches felt hearing hozier sing "there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" in 2014

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile

this may be controversial but i firmly believe all movies should be weird and cheap and kind of ugly and be about homos

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie