STRAIGHTBUNKINIT. a selective , indie dual muse blog for ZUKE and MAYDAY from NO STRAIGHT ROADS. canon compliant with personal headcanons sprinkled in.
a study in :: revolution , standing up for the little guy , fame not being all it's cracked up to be , becoming the very thing you stood up against , and having the right to ROCK OUT!!
writer info :: undy. he / they / it. 22. this account is 18+ for potential dark and suggestive themes.
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
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ā I am not merely a clown; Iām the entire damn circus! ā
ā I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ā
ā Being a dramatic ass bitch isnāt a personality trait; itās a lifestyle! ā
ā Trauma? Oh ⦠you mean, my lore? ā
ā why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ātrust me, broā? ā
ā sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ā
ā forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ā
ā Iām attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ā
ā you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ā
ā whatās your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ā
ā I absolutely hate that Iām not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ā
ā ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ā
ā you expect me to act like a normal human being? Iām wearing a turtleneck! ā
ā i donāt struggle with same sex attraction Iām actually very good at it. ā
ā unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ā
ā Iām bisexual which means that Iām attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ā
ā all anyone needs to know about me is that iām a dumbass and i love women. ā
ā sorry but philosophers arenāt impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ā
ā I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ā
ā I donāt have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ā
ā my demons are chasing me and theyāre doing the Naruto run. ā
ā honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ā
ā dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ā
ā being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ā
ā iām autistic in ways that you canāt even begin to imagine. ā
ā being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ā
ā entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ā
ā Iām lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ā
ā life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ā
ā youāre vibing? In this economy? ā
ā just because Iām small doesnāt mean I canāt kick your ass. ā
ā my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ā
ā sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ā
ā WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ā
ā baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ā
ā i donāt think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ā
ā what if we are both red flags? what then? ā
ā any dream can be a prophetic dream if youāre willing to do some really weird shit. ā
ā my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ā
ā i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ā
ā being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ā
ā my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ā
ā i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ā
ā if youāre not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ā
ā the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ā
ā my love language is being a hater. ā
ā i donāt get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ā
ā the A in my name stands for always right. ā
ā Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ā
ā Iāll see a man with long hair and then remember that Iām not above temptations of the flesh. ā
ā iām going to be honest with you Iām not going to be honest with you. ā
ā stop asking me if Iām ok Iāll literally make out with you. ā
ā part of my masculine charm is that Iām literally insane. ā
ā are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ā
ā i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ā
ā praying on someoneās downfall isnāt enough i need to participate in it. ā
ā we all need to chill. i wonāt do it first but itās something i noticed. ā
ā not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ā
ā the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ā
ā i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ā
ā doesnāt matter if youāre cringe or based weāre all just here to suffer. ā
ā Iām no longer comedic relief Iām now serious panic. ā
ā this is getting difficult to romanticize. ā
ā done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ā
ā i am Godās silliest experiment. ā
ā iām very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ā
ā sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ā
ā I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ā
ā good luck sending me mixed signals; I donāt even understand normal ones. ā
ā not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ā
ā we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ā [[ from sayuuuuu š„ŗ ]]
THERE'S A PART OF HER THAT HASN'T GOTTEN USED TO THIS YET. Being treated with kindness instead of the (rightful) hostility she was used to. Granted , this time they didn't crash her concert , but still. It's weird talking to her face-to-face . . or face-to-hologram? Whatever. That's not important. What is important is that while they may be friends , Mayday is still too proud to accept help from a cutesy teenage mermaid.
"THANKS , SAYU." SHE RAISES HER SHOULDERS NONCHALANTLY , as if she's shrugging off the offer entirely. "I'll keep that in mind , but Zuke and I can handle anything." Well . . . "Un-less.. you can put in a good word with TenTen for me? ..Nah , nevermind. I can just sneak into a concert if I really want to."
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" oh hang on, what's happening there? " From Ulala ! Dealer's choice ! (and got: MAYDAY AND ZUKE!)
ZUKE MOMENTARILY GLANCES AT THE WOMAN with the microphone before his gaze settles back on Mayday. He doesnāt remember how long sheās been going off , standing in the middle of the street ranting and raving to anyone that will listen. She sees one counterfeit āFul Kyraā shirt while theyāre walking to their next gig and instead of letting it go she feels the need to make it everyoneās problem.
āMAY. MAY. ITāS NOT WORTH IT. LETāS JUST GO.ā He had tried to reason with her āā but he knows better than anyone that itās no use. Once she gets fired up about something , itās really hard to get her to cool down. This instance is no different , only this time sheās waving around Kul Fyraās no wait Tatianaās her guitar like itās not a piece of Vinyl Cityās history. He sighs , before looking back at the woman next to him as she speaks up. Oh shit. Is she with the TV? This canāt be happening.
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY , RUBBING THE BACK of his neck as he does. It takes him far too long to realize that he should probably come up with an excuse instead of standing there awkwardly. āUm⦠uhā¦ā¦ā¦. performance art?ā He finally spits out , the uncertainty in his tone making it a pretty crappy excuse of a.. well.. excuse.
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