Painted Shadows and Make Believe

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Just wanna add on, as someone who has extensively worked with a nutritionist for eating disorder recovery, fats are also important. If you find yourself consistently hungry within an hour or two, fats help keep you full longer and slow down your digestive system.

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground