O let us be married! too long we have tarried

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

wearing a shirt that i’ve worn as a pajama a lot of times in the past as an actual outdoor shirt today. kind of scared that someone is gonna notice and point it out. kind of worried someone is gonna stop me on the street and go “hey i just get a real sleep shirt vibe from what you’re wearing and i think that’s really weird and gay of you and also i’m gonna beat you to death.”

I love my dimples

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some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes