O let us be married! too long we have tarried

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

Okay maybe I do because I almost started crying when someone asked me how I was doing immediately followed up by me being allowed to take an extra break😭

I might end up taking part of that day off tomorrow LMAO. I had my scheduled cry and it turns out when you’ve needed to cry for 3 days and don’t let yourself you cry a Lot

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

Okay maybe I do because I almost started crying when someone asked me how I was doing immediately followed up by me being allowed to take an extra break😭

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

two of my coworkers are also roommates which is crazy like haven’t you had enough of each other

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

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