Skype Call Starters (Compilation)
This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.
“A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
“And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
“Calm your tit windows bros!”
“Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
“Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
“Did that just say babysit the bird?”
“Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
“Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”
“Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
“HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
“He lives to see another day, I guess.”
“He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
“Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
“I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
“I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
“I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
“I never understood deez nuts.”
“I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
“I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
“If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
“If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
“It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
“It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
“My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
“Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
“Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
“Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
“Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
“Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
“Satan is back in the household.”
“Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
“That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
“That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
“The Americans don’t exist any more.”
“theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”
“These cats just turned into noodles.”
“This little bitch in pre-school–”
“This little fucker is eluding me.”
“We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
“We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
“What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
“Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
“Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
“You just cannot talk, can you?”
“You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
“You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”
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