It's My Bitch List

I know it's possible to yawn without making sounds, goddamn it. I do it all the time.

It makes my soul bleed.

Thanks, but I'm really not interested in all the free sex you're advertising.

...Stupid.

By all means, put your grubby un-gloved hands all over the one piece of evidence for this murder case. That's great! You're really good at your job.

...and then having to do a lot of work for it. 

JESUS. How many times do I have to say it? Do you like using a bacteria-infested blob to "wash" your dishes?

Haven't they heard of the phrase "don't fix it if it's not broken"?? You don't see google changing their layout. 

RAGE!

...but it doesn't have punctuation? Excuse me, but a large space can't replace a proper apostrophe.

And there's no skip button!!!

Why couldn't you just let me walk by normally, smooth ground???

With this blog, I'll have a "healthy" outlet for all my venting. :D Damn, life is stressful. It makes me angry.