DIY Orgasms.

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel

Me: yoooo I’m getting fucked up tonight 🔥🔥 Me: *gets drunk* hey, we should have an in depth discussion about our feelings and take turns crying for emotional release

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

3am or 3pm, I wanna be with you.

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.

Im a bundle of anxiety and i just want to lay in someones arms