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I’m an asexual person who makes tons of sex jokes because they’re hilarious, so I love the idea of Adam also being an asexual person who makes tons of sex jokes because they’re hilarious.

We need more ace representation in general.

It would be really fucking funny (especially in the context of chainshipping).

For example, this scenario that I came up with (which occurs in an au where Lawrence and Adam are dating and live together):

Adam: (leaning over the kitchen counter, wearing only his underwear and one of Lawrence’s oversized shirts) “Good morning, babe. Sleep well?”

Lawrence: (extremely flustered) “Adam…what are you wearing?”

Adam: “Oh, I just borrowed one of your t-shirts. Hope that’s okay.”

Lawrence: “…You’re teasing me, aren’t you?”

Adam: (knows exactly what he’s doing, but feigning innocence and wearing a shit-eating grin on his face) “I have NO idea what you mean, doctor.”

If I had a nickel for everytime I hyperfixated on a movie with the saddest wettest most doomedest blood soaked dude who dies at the end, only to discover that the entire fandom collectively keeps him alive, usually involving shipping him with a blonde guy. I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

+bonus

I'm new to the game, but it's Dwight

like who doesn't love Dwight???