Words to Remember

Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out.

When you hear a true story, there is a part of you that responds to it regardless of art, regardless of evidence. Let it be clumsily told and you will still love the tale, if you love truth. Let it be the most obvious fabrication and you will still believe whatever truth is in it, because you cannot deny truth no matter how shabbily it is dressed.

Ron and Diane, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Do you hear that bird?

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

I don't think much of our profession, but, contrasted with respectability, it is comparatively honest. No, Frederic, I shall live and die a Pirate King.

I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Don't worry about me. I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

Miss Tick knew too that you can find out a lot about somebody from what's in their pockets, and sometimes a lot about them from what they don't have.

Us witches don't mourn for very long. We are satisfied with happy memories--they're there to be cherished.

Madams and...mis...wahs? If you would do me the obligation of having your honor, heretofore, in the room doth right over there, uh, hence.

All right! We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success.

Take her to the moon for me, okay?

Don't obsess over the weight of life's problems! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Thomas opened his eyes, amazed he’d survived another nap without dying.