Stitch's Ignorance Hole

cunk on alternia

So, is the different blood color thing like, kids these days dying their hair. No. No? Huh, so I can't dye mine? Unfortunate.

"Unlike us filthy, backwards humans and our only one person for everything romance system, Alternians have designed a more modern, sleek, and open system called 'Quadrants.' In this revolutionary romantic system, you can only have one person for a select set of things, and friends don't exist. Well, that's implying straight couples allow each other to have friends, but I digress."

"Welcome to Alternia, a planet full of fascinating wildlife generously described as "A little better than hell on Earth." Given it's an entirely different planet, I don't know how it can be compared to a town in Indiana, but I digress. Today, we're here to find out if the trolls- the unfortunately named sapient species of the planet, have their own version of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam. Can I listen to it? Is it any good? These questions, among many others, will be answered today."

People should write rpf about their mutuals and also their headmates because I think that'd be funny.

I am pro Woman with a potentially Evil Sword, but anti annoying as fuck blue cube. Who told them that we want blue cubes?? this ain't fortnite.

I <3 Jack Quaid but Frank the Cube can go to hell.

I am pro Woman with a potentially Evil Sword, but anti annoying as fuck blue cube. Who told them that we want blue cubes?? this ain't fortnite.

I <3 Jack Quaid but Frank the Cube can go to hell.

you know how it is feeling like a friendgroup's leftover lunchmeat

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

Pick Up Your Puppygirl and Hold Her Tightly and Never Let Her Go

Happy pride to black trans people in particular I know it can be tough out here with how often the image of what and who counts as always seems to never consider us

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

being a hater is not for the weak when you like mainstream shit as much as overtly hipster media like why do i want to gatekeep the fucking twilight zone

As a hardcore Chumbawamba fan, I deeply understand you.