Dreams Deferred

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

This is just life with a dog lol

IT IS THE BEST THING

Opening up the skittles portal

HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????

he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants

If I had a nickel for every time someone said "gonna crochet myself a neon green cock" I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it never occurred to me that it might happen twice. Go you funky folks. Make the neon green dick of your dreams.

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

Reblogging for info.

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.