Stitch

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

@libelelle @noelledeltarune

how did you take this picture

WITH MY EYES CLOSED

"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

how did you take this picture

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics