The girl comes with us

“—Well unfortunately for you,        I’ve made it my life’s        mission to correct the mistake        I made centuries ago.”

“That’s your issiue not mine. Cause you’re right about one thing: I’m an animal, and you if someone should know what happens when things go south.”

“What?…. You again. What is it?” 

“If i hated you.... You would not be standing here right now.” Felix pointed out as he looked down at the girl. “I’ve never liked kids, immortality just adds to it.” he continued before he shrugged his shoulders. Then again the relationship he had with most members of the guard was: Don’t completly hate them.

They’ll have to answer as best they can.

❛ People get things they don’t deserve all the time. Like me with you.  ❜ ❛ Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you are not a real human.  ❜ ❛  At my age do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?  ❜ ❛  The guy’s one lab accident away from being a super villain.  ❜ ❛  I would have asked you. In my head. On the way home. While having a good cry.  ❜ ❛  You do what you want, I’m not touching another man’s honey tree.  ❜ ❛  Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?  ❜ ❛  You call that a glow stick? *pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!  ❜ ❛  I’m not sure it’s a good idea to take you to where wine comes from.  ❜ ❛  Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material.  ❜ ❛  Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.  ❜ ❛  Great. Not only are you more successful than me. Now you’re more mature.  ❜ ❛  Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table.  ❜ ❛  You have a sarcasm sign?  ❜ ❛  Ugh, this would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath!  ❜ ❛  What ya doin’ there? Working on a new plan to catch the road runner?  ❜ ❛  Oh Lord, this can’t be more humiliating.  ❜ ❛  It means that if someone makes me mad, I won’t help them set up their printer.  ❜ ❛  Ooh, flowers and chocolates? Somebody’s trying to get me out of my panties.  ❜ ❛  If you don’t like my cooking, why haven’t you ever said anything?  ❜ ❛  You went to the dirty store without me?  ❜

“If i don’t take wrong he and Aro was bussy with something. I don’t remember what it was about though.”

“  If they’re busy I can wait. Thank you anyway, Felix. Do you know when they will be done?  ”

“Well no i’m not. But i would guess they’re pretty soon done, as far as i know considering there are no guard there it can’t be to important.”

“What?…. You again. What is it?” 

“I doubt i would get in any trouble i’m not already in.” he replied as he walked. He was way to used to end up in trouble with Jane by now. “There it is. Tell her to keep track of her toys.”

                           “ New Orleans, I just moved here to live with my uncle Charlie. ”

“Ah.... I just thought it sounded familiar of some reason. Just the name.”

They can keep me out ‘Til I tear the walls 'Til I save your heart And to take your soul For what has been done Cannot be undone In the evil’s heart In the evil’s soul

Volturi (twilight)

“Na, I don’t think we need to go to the hospital.” “It’s fireproof.” “What does this button do?” “Are you sure the power is off?” “Which wire was I supposed to cut?” “I’ve seen this done on TV. “I can make this light before it changes “I can do that with my eyes closed “They can’t hit us at this range! “No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That’s why it’s called ‘herbal.'” “Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s dead by now. “Oops “Don’t worry, it’s not contagious. “Trust me, I know what I’m doing. “He can’t hear us, he’s miles away “I’m sure this isn’t the poisonous kind. “Don’t worry, we outnumber them. “I’m sure it’s just the wind. “Of course it’s safe! “No, I’m sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago. “No, this tribe is peaceful! “Hey, what’s this switch? “Calm down, of course I disarmed it! “Well, it can’t get any worse! “C'mon! This CAN’T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn’t leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! “Don’t worry, they’ll never find us in here! “These pills are awfully small.. I’ll take a few more to be sure they work. “No, no, these are safe, I’ve seen birds eat them all the time. “ Watch, I’ll prove it! “Don’t be silly, it isn’t loaded. “Trust me, I know what I’m doing. “Bet you can’t do this.” “I can’t believe no one has ever thought of this before.” “Lightning never hits the same spot twice” “What’s the worst that could happen?”