Stigmatophiliac

i’m listening…

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

why do some of yall have to be so blatantly not nice for no apparent reason other than catering to some ugly ass aesthetic and/or internet persona you built for yourself

youre not “cynical” and “real” youre just a pain to be around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nerd problems

*agressively sketches Punnett squares*

@avatarsymbolism

one of john green’s lesser-known works

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

how come every time i go to the panty hose and tights section in macys or jc penneys or wherever every package is savagely ripped open??? why do middle aged women get so crazy and need to feel every thread of nylon in there?? every pair of tights ive bought the cashier needs to put the box back together to find the barcode. every pair i own has already been fondled by susan

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

This is the bitter truth